There is no possible way to sum myself up in a few words, so I won't. If you want to get to know me, you're just gonna have to do it the old fashioned way. ~♥
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
When you both go in for the kiss and it gets real awk.. (Taken with Cinemagram)
omg this gif is golden
I love this!
OH MY GOD VEDIS LOOK AT THIS
This is what happens when I try to do this with my dog. He’ll have none of it.
jASPER YOU SCAMP OH MY GOD